07S11- it's a class and more

alright humans. i know you guys are very stressed up. relax okie?
here's a joke to share with you guys. something i got it from friendster. not something meaningful but it's hilarious. at least that's how i find, so enjoy (:

A virgin: This virgin girl is on the phone and asks her boyfriend to come over and have dinner with her parents.
Since this is such abig event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
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Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
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At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how manycondoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack,10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
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That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at thedoor. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents,come on in!"
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The boy goes inside and is taken to thedinner tablewhere the girl's parents are seated.Theboy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
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A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,with his head down.
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10 minutes pass, and still no movementfrom the boy.
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Finally, after 20 minutes with his headdown, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were thisreligious."
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The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."
LOL.

posted by sotong @ 9:16 PM